


Cloud-Exit

Column: Cloud-Exit
·438 words·3 mins
A whole generation of developers has been told “cloud-first.” This column collects data, case studies, and commentary on the real economics—and traps—of public cloud rental models.

Did RedNote Exit the Cloud?
·2317 words·5 mins
When a company that was “born on the cloud” goes “self-host first,” does that count as cloud exit? A repost of a deleted piece on the infrastructure coming-of-age for China’s internet giants.

Alipay, Taobao, Xianyu Went Dark. Smells Like a Message Queue Meltdown.
·686 words·4 mins
Dec 4, 2025, Taobao, Alipay, and Xianyu all cratered. Users got charged while orders still showed “unpaid,” a carbon copy of the 2024 Double-11 fiasco.

Cloudflare’s Nov 18 Outage, Translated and Dissected
·1445 words·7 mins
A ClickHouse permission tweak doubled a feature file, tripped a Rust hard limit, and froze Cloudflare’s core traffic for six hours—their worst outage since 2019. Here’s the full translation plus commentary.

Alicloud “Borrowed” Supabase. This Is What Happens When Giants Strip-Mine Open-Source.
·1300 words·7 mins
Founders here get asked the same question over and over: what if Alibaba builds the same thing? Alicloud RDS just launched Supabase as a managed service. Exhibit A.

AWS’s Official DynamoDB Outage Postmortem
·947 words·5 mins
AWS finally published the Oct 20 us-east-1 postmortem. I translated the key parts and added commentary on how one DNS bug toppled half the internet.

How One AWS DNS Failure Cascaded Across Half the Internet
·2366 words·12 mins
us-east-1’s DNS control plane faceplanted for 15 hours and dragged 142 AWS services—and a good chunk of the public internet—down with it. Here’s the forensic tour.

KubeSphere: Trust Crisis Behind Open-Source Supply Cut
·1926 words·4 mins
Deleting images and running away - this isn’t about commercial closed-source issues, but supply cut problems that directly destroy years of accumulated community trust.

Alicloud’s rds_duckdb: Tribute or Rip-Off?
·739 words·4 mins
Does bolting DuckDB onto RDS suddenly make open-source Postgres ‘trash’? Business and open source should be symbiotic. If a vendor only extracts without giving back, the community will spit it out."

Escaping Cloud Computing Scam Mills: The Big Fool Paying for Pain
·1625 words·8 mins
A user consulted about distributed databases, but he wasn’t dealing with data bursting through server cabinet doors—rather, he’d fallen into another cloud computing pig-butchering scam.

OpenAI Global Outage Postmortem: K8S Circular Dependencies
·1937 words·10 mins
Even trillion-dollar unicorns can be a house of cards when operating outside their core expertise.

WordPress Community Civil War: On Community Boundary Demarcation
·1322 words·7 mins
When open source ideals meet commercial conflicts, what insights can this conflict between open source software communities and cloud vendors bring? On the importance of community boundary demarcation.

Cloud Database: Michelin Prices for Cafeteria Pre-made Meals
·4373 words·9 mins
The paradigm shift brought by RDS, whether cloud databases are overpriced cafeteria meals. Quality, security, efficiency, and cost analysis, cloud exit database self-building: how to implement in practice!

Alibaba-Cloud: High Availability Disaster Recovery Myth Shattered
·2389 words·12 mins
Seven days after Singapore Zone C failure, availability not even reaching 8, let alone multiple 9s. But compared to data loss, availability is just a minor issue

Amateur Hour Opera: Alibaba-Cloud PostgreSQL Disaster Chronicle
·3601 words·8 mins
A customer experienced an outrageous cascade of failures on cloud database last week: a high-availability PG RDS cluster went down completely - both primary and replica servers - after attempting a simple memory expansion, troubleshooting until dawn. Poor recommendations abounded during the incident, and the postmortem was equally perfunctory. I share this case study here for reference and review.

What Can We Learn from NetEase Cloud Music's Outage?
·784 words·4 mins
NetEase Cloud Music experienced a two-and-a-half-hour outage this afternoon. Based on circulating online clues, we can deduce that the real cause behind this incident was…

Blue Screen Friday: Amateur Hour on Both Sides
·1125 words·6 mins
Both client and vendor failed to control blast radius, leading to this epic global security incident that will greatly benefit local-first software philosophy.

How Ahrefs Saved US$400M by NOT Going to the Cloud
·2167 words·11 mins
After Alibaba-Cloud’s epic global outage on Double 11, setting industry records, how should we evaluate this incident and what lessons can we learn from it?

Database Deletion Supreme - Google Cloud Nuked a Major Fund's Entire Cloud Account
·534 words·2 mins
Due to an “unprecedented configuration error,” Google Cloud mistakenly deleted trillion-RMB fund giant UniSuper’s entire cloud account, cloud environment and all off-site backups, setting a new record in cloud computing history!

Cloud Dark Forest: Exploding Cloud Bills with Just S3 Bucket Names
·1274 words·6 mins
The dark forest law has emerged on public cloud: Anyone who knows your S3 object storage bucket name can explode your cloud bill.

Cloudflare Roundtable Interview and Q&A Record
·2770 words·14 mins
As a roundtable guest, I was invited to participate in Cloudflare’s Immerse conference in Shenzhen. During the dinner, I had in-depth discussions with Cloudflare’s APAC CMO, Greater China Technical Director, and front-line engineers about many questions of interest to netizens.

What Can We Learn from Tencent Cloud's Major Outage?
·2052 words·10 mins
Tencent Cloud’s epic global outage after Double 11 set industry records. How should we evaluate and view this failure, and what lessons can we learn from it?

Cloudflare - The Cyber Buddha That Destroys Public Cloud
·2089 words·10 mins
While I’ve always advocated for cloud exit, if it’s about adopting a cyber bodhisattva cloud like Cloudflare, I’m all in with both hands raised.

Can Luo Yonghao Save Toothpaste Cloud?
·811 words·4 mins
Luo Yonghao’s livestream first spent half an hour selling robot vacuums, then Luo himself belatedly appeared to read scripts selling “cloud computing” for forty minutes — before seamlessly transitioning to selling Colgate enzyme-free toothpaste — leaving viewers bewildered between toothpaste and cloud computing.

Analyzing Alibaba-Cloud Server Computing Cost
·637 words·3 mins
Alibaba-Cloud claimed major price cuts, but a detailed analysis of cloud server costs reveals that cloud computing and storage remain outrageously expensive.

Will DBAs Be Eliminated by Cloud?
·3604 words·17 mins
Two days ago, the ninth episode of Open-Source Talks had the theme “Will DBAs Be Eliminated by Cloud?” As the host, I restrained myself from jumping into the debate throughout, so I’m writing this article to discuss this question: Will DBAs be eliminated by cloud?

Cloud-Exit High Availability Secret: Rejecting Complexity Masturbation
Programmers are drawn to complexity like moths to flame. The more complex the system architecture diagram, the greater the intellectual masturbation high. Steadfast resistance to this behavior is a key reason for DHH’s success in cloud-free availability.

S3: Elite to Mediocre
·2507 words·6 mins
S3 is no longer “cheap” with the evolution of hardware, and other challengers such as cloudflare R2.

From Cost-Reduction Jokes to Real Cost Reduction and Efficiency
·1875 words·9 mins
Alibaba-Cloud and Didi had major outages one after another. This article discusses how to move from cost-reduction jokes to real cost reduction and efficiency — what costs should we really reduce, what efficiency should we improve?

Reclaim Hardware Bonus from the Cloud
·2842 words·14 mins
Hardware is interesting again, developments in CPUs and SSDs remain largely unnoticed by the majority of devs. A whole generation of developers is obscured by cloud hype and marketing noise.

What Can We Learn from Alibaba-Cloud's Global Outage?
·2789 words·14 mins
Alibaba-Cloud’s epic global outage after Double 11 set an industry record. How should we evaluate this incident, and what lessons can we learn from it?

Harvesting Alibaba-Cloud Wool, Building Your Digital Homestead
·2342 words·11 mins
Alibaba-Cloud’s Double 11 offered a great deal: 2C2G3M ECS servers for ¥99/year, low price for three years. This article shows how to use this decent ECS to build your own digital homestead.

Cloud Computing Mudslide: Deconstructing Public Cloud with Data
·1886 words·9 mins
Once upon a time, “going to cloud” was almost politically correct in tech circles, but few people use hard data to analyze the trade-offs involved. I’m willing to be this skeptic: let me use hard data and personal stories to explain the traps and value of public cloud rental models.

DHH: Cloud-Exit Saves Over Ten Million, More Than Expected!
·693 words·4 mins
DHH migrated their seven cloud applications from AWS to their own hardware. 2024 is the first year of full savings realization. They’re delighted to find the savings exceed initial estimates.

FinOps: Endgame Cloud-Exit
·3947 words·8 mins
At the SACC 2023 FinOps session, I fiercely criticized cloud vendors. This is a transcript of my speech, introducing the ultimate FinOps concept — Cloud-Exit and its implementation path.

Why Isn't Cloud Computing More Profitable Than Sand Mining?
·2242 words·11 mins
Public cloud margins worse than sand mining—why are pig-butchering schemes losing money? Resource-selling models heading toward price wars, open source alternatives breaking monopoly dreams! Service competitiveness gradually neutralized—where is the cloud computing industry heading? How did domestic cloud vendors make a business with 30-40% pure profit less profitable than sand mining?

SLA: Placebo or Insurance?
·2404 words·5 mins
SLA is a marketing tool rather than insurance. In the worst-case scenario, it’s an unavoidable loss; at best, it provides emotional comfort.

EBS: Pig Slaughter Scam
·3869 words·8 mins
The real business model of cloud: “Cheap” EC2/S3 to attract customers, and fleece with “Expensive” EBS/RDS

Garbage QCloud CDN: From Getting Started to Giving Up?
·816 words·4 mins
I originally believed that at least in IaaS fundamentals — storage, compute, and networking — public cloud vendors could still make significant contributions. However, my personal experience with Tencent Cloud CDN shook that belief: domestic cloud vendors’ products and services are truly unbearable.

Refuting "Why You Still Shouldn't Hire a DBA"
·2345 words·12 mins
Guo Degang has a comedy routine: “Say I tell a rocket scientist, your rocket is no good, the fuel is wrong. I think it should burn wood, better yet coal, and it has to be premium coal, not washed coal. If that scientist takes me seriously, he loses.”

Paradigm Shift: From Cloud to Local-First
·2117 words·10 mins
Cloud databases’ exorbitant markups—sometimes 10x or more—are undoubtedly a scam for users outside the applicable spectrum. But we can dig deeper: why are public clouds, especially cloud databases, like this? And based on their underlying logic, make predictions about the industry’s future.

Are Cloud Databases an IQ Tax?
·5425 words·11 mins
Winter is coming, tech giants are laying off workers entering cost-reduction mode. Can cloud databases, the number one public cloud cash cow, still tell their story? The money you spend on cloud databases for one year is enough to buy several or even dozens of higher-performing servers. Are you paying an IQ tax by using cloud databases?

Cloud RDS: From Database Drop to Exit
·921 words·5 mins
I recently witnessed a live cloud database drop-and-run incident. This article discusses how to handle accidentally deleted data when using PostgreSQL in production environments.

Is DBA Still a Good Job?
·1543 words·8 mins
Ant Financial had a self-deprecating joke: besides regulation, only DBAs could bring down Alipay. Although DBA sounds like a profession with glorious history and dim prospects, who knows if it might become trendy again after a few terrifying major cloud database incidents?

Column: Cloud-Exit
·438 words·3 mins
A whole generation of developers has been told “cloud-first.” This column collects data, case studies, and commentary on the real economics—and traps—of public cloud rental models.

Did RedNote Exit the Cloud?
·2317 words·5 mins
When a company that was “born on the cloud” goes “self-host first,” does that count as cloud exit? A repost of a deleted piece on the infrastructure coming-of-age for China’s internet giants.

Alipay, Taobao, Xianyu Went Dark. Smells Like a Message Queue Meltdown.
·686 words·4 mins
Dec 4, 2025, Taobao, Alipay, and Xianyu all cratered. Users got charged while orders still showed “unpaid,” a carbon copy of the 2024 Double-11 fiasco.

Cloudflare’s Nov 18 Outage, Translated and Dissected
·1445 words·7 mins
A ClickHouse permission tweak doubled a feature file, tripped a Rust hard limit, and froze Cloudflare’s core traffic for six hours—their worst outage since 2019. Here’s the full translation plus commentary.

Alicloud “Borrowed” Supabase. This Is What Happens When Giants Strip-Mine Open-Source.
·1300 words·7 mins
Founders here get asked the same question over and over: what if Alibaba builds the same thing? Alicloud RDS just launched Supabase as a managed service. Exhibit A.

AWS’s Official DynamoDB Outage Postmortem
·947 words·5 mins
AWS finally published the Oct 20 us-east-1 postmortem. I translated the key parts and added commentary on how one DNS bug toppled half the internet.

How One AWS DNS Failure Cascaded Across Half the Internet
·2366 words·12 mins
us-east-1’s DNS control plane faceplanted for 15 hours and dragged 142 AWS services—and a good chunk of the public internet—down with it. Here’s the forensic tour.

KubeSphere: Trust Crisis Behind Open-Source Supply Cut
·1926 words·4 mins
Deleting images and running away - this isn’t about commercial closed-source issues, but supply cut problems that directly destroy years of accumulated community trust.

Alicloud’s rds_duckdb: Tribute or Rip-Off?
·739 words·4 mins
Does bolting DuckDB onto RDS suddenly make open-source Postgres ‘trash’? Business and open source should be symbiotic. If a vendor only extracts without giving back, the community will spit it out."

Escaping Cloud Computing Scam Mills: The Big Fool Paying for Pain
·1625 words·8 mins
A user consulted about distributed databases, but he wasn’t dealing with data bursting through server cabinet doors—rather, he’d fallen into another cloud computing pig-butchering scam.

OpenAI Global Outage Postmortem: K8S Circular Dependencies
·1937 words·10 mins
Even trillion-dollar unicorns can be a house of cards when operating outside their core expertise.

WordPress Community Civil War: On Community Boundary Demarcation
·1322 words·7 mins
When open source ideals meet commercial conflicts, what insights can this conflict between open source software communities and cloud vendors bring? On the importance of community boundary demarcation.

Cloud Database: Michelin Prices for Cafeteria Pre-made Meals
·4373 words·9 mins
The paradigm shift brought by RDS, whether cloud databases are overpriced cafeteria meals. Quality, security, efficiency, and cost analysis, cloud exit database self-building: how to implement in practice!

Alibaba-Cloud: High Availability Disaster Recovery Myth Shattered
·2389 words·12 mins
Seven days after Singapore Zone C failure, availability not even reaching 8, let alone multiple 9s. But compared to data loss, availability is just a minor issue

Amateur Hour Opera: Alibaba-Cloud PostgreSQL Disaster Chronicle
·3601 words·8 mins
A customer experienced an outrageous cascade of failures on cloud database last week: a high-availability PG RDS cluster went down completely - both primary and replica servers - after attempting a simple memory expansion, troubleshooting until dawn. Poor recommendations abounded during the incident, and the postmortem was equally perfunctory. I share this case study here for reference and review.

What Can We Learn from NetEase Cloud Music's Outage?
·784 words·4 mins
NetEase Cloud Music experienced a two-and-a-half-hour outage this afternoon. Based on circulating online clues, we can deduce that the real cause behind this incident was…

Blue Screen Friday: Amateur Hour on Both Sides
·1125 words·6 mins
Both client and vendor failed to control blast radius, leading to this epic global security incident that will greatly benefit local-first software philosophy.

How Ahrefs Saved US$400M by NOT Going to the Cloud
·2167 words·11 mins
After Alibaba-Cloud’s epic global outage on Double 11, setting industry records, how should we evaluate this incident and what lessons can we learn from it?

Database Deletion Supreme - Google Cloud Nuked a Major Fund's Entire Cloud Account
·534 words·2 mins
Due to an “unprecedented configuration error,” Google Cloud mistakenly deleted trillion-RMB fund giant UniSuper’s entire cloud account, cloud environment and all off-site backups, setting a new record in cloud computing history!

Cloud Dark Forest: Exploding Cloud Bills with Just S3 Bucket Names
·1274 words·6 mins
The dark forest law has emerged on public cloud: Anyone who knows your S3 object storage bucket name can explode your cloud bill.

Cloudflare Roundtable Interview and Q&A Record
·2770 words·14 mins
As a roundtable guest, I was invited to participate in Cloudflare’s Immerse conference in Shenzhen. During the dinner, I had in-depth discussions with Cloudflare’s APAC CMO, Greater China Technical Director, and front-line engineers about many questions of interest to netizens.

What Can We Learn from Tencent Cloud's Major Outage?
·2052 words·10 mins
Tencent Cloud’s epic global outage after Double 11 set industry records. How should we evaluate and view this failure, and what lessons can we learn from it?

Cloudflare - The Cyber Buddha That Destroys Public Cloud
·2089 words·10 mins
While I’ve always advocated for cloud exit, if it’s about adopting a cyber bodhisattva cloud like Cloudflare, I’m all in with both hands raised.

Can Luo Yonghao Save Toothpaste Cloud?
·811 words·4 mins
Luo Yonghao’s livestream first spent half an hour selling robot vacuums, then Luo himself belatedly appeared to read scripts selling “cloud computing” for forty minutes — before seamlessly transitioning to selling Colgate enzyme-free toothpaste — leaving viewers bewildered between toothpaste and cloud computing.

Analyzing Alibaba-Cloud Server Computing Cost
·637 words·3 mins
Alibaba-Cloud claimed major price cuts, but a detailed analysis of cloud server costs reveals that cloud computing and storage remain outrageously expensive.

Will DBAs Be Eliminated by Cloud?
·3604 words·17 mins
Two days ago, the ninth episode of Open-Source Talks had the theme “Will DBAs Be Eliminated by Cloud?” As the host, I restrained myself from jumping into the debate throughout, so I’m writing this article to discuss this question: Will DBAs be eliminated by cloud?

Cloud-Exit High Availability Secret: Rejecting Complexity Masturbation
Programmers are drawn to complexity like moths to flame. The more complex the system architecture diagram, the greater the intellectual masturbation high. Steadfast resistance to this behavior is a key reason for DHH’s success in cloud-free availability.

S3: Elite to Mediocre
·2507 words·6 mins
S3 is no longer “cheap” with the evolution of hardware, and other challengers such as cloudflare R2.

From Cost-Reduction Jokes to Real Cost Reduction and Efficiency
·1875 words·9 mins
Alibaba-Cloud and Didi had major outages one after another. This article discusses how to move from cost-reduction jokes to real cost reduction and efficiency — what costs should we really reduce, what efficiency should we improve?

Reclaim Hardware Bonus from the Cloud
·2842 words·14 mins
Hardware is interesting again, developments in CPUs and SSDs remain largely unnoticed by the majority of devs. A whole generation of developers is obscured by cloud hype and marketing noise.

What Can We Learn from Alibaba-Cloud's Global Outage?
·2789 words·14 mins
Alibaba-Cloud’s epic global outage after Double 11 set an industry record. How should we evaluate this incident, and what lessons can we learn from it?

Harvesting Alibaba-Cloud Wool, Building Your Digital Homestead
·2342 words·11 mins
Alibaba-Cloud’s Double 11 offered a great deal: 2C2G3M ECS servers for ¥99/year, low price for three years. This article shows how to use this decent ECS to build your own digital homestead.

Cloud Computing Mudslide: Deconstructing Public Cloud with Data
·1886 words·9 mins
Once upon a time, “going to cloud” was almost politically correct in tech circles, but few people use hard data to analyze the trade-offs involved. I’m willing to be this skeptic: let me use hard data and personal stories to explain the traps and value of public cloud rental models.

DHH: Cloud-Exit Saves Over Ten Million, More Than Expected!
·693 words·4 mins
DHH migrated their seven cloud applications from AWS to their own hardware. 2024 is the first year of full savings realization. They’re delighted to find the savings exceed initial estimates.

FinOps: Endgame Cloud-Exit
·3947 words·8 mins
At the SACC 2023 FinOps session, I fiercely criticized cloud vendors. This is a transcript of my speech, introducing the ultimate FinOps concept — Cloud-Exit and its implementation path.

Why Isn't Cloud Computing More Profitable Than Sand Mining?
·2242 words·11 mins
Public cloud margins worse than sand mining—why are pig-butchering schemes losing money? Resource-selling models heading toward price wars, open source alternatives breaking monopoly dreams! Service competitiveness gradually neutralized—where is the cloud computing industry heading? How did domestic cloud vendors make a business with 30-40% pure profit less profitable than sand mining?

SLA: Placebo or Insurance?
·2404 words·5 mins
SLA is a marketing tool rather than insurance. In the worst-case scenario, it’s an unavoidable loss; at best, it provides emotional comfort.

EBS: Pig Slaughter Scam
·3869 words·8 mins
The real business model of cloud: “Cheap” EC2/S3 to attract customers, and fleece with “Expensive” EBS/RDS

Garbage QCloud CDN: From Getting Started to Giving Up?
·816 words·4 mins
I originally believed that at least in IaaS fundamentals — storage, compute, and networking — public cloud vendors could still make significant contributions. However, my personal experience with Tencent Cloud CDN shook that belief: domestic cloud vendors’ products and services are truly unbearable.

Refuting "Why You Still Shouldn't Hire a DBA"
·2345 words·12 mins
Guo Degang has a comedy routine: “Say I tell a rocket scientist, your rocket is no good, the fuel is wrong. I think it should burn wood, better yet coal, and it has to be premium coal, not washed coal. If that scientist takes me seriously, he loses.”

Paradigm Shift: From Cloud to Local-First
·2117 words·10 mins
Cloud databases’ exorbitant markups—sometimes 10x or more—are undoubtedly a scam for users outside the applicable spectrum. But we can dig deeper: why are public clouds, especially cloud databases, like this? And based on their underlying logic, make predictions about the industry’s future.

Are Cloud Databases an IQ Tax?
·5425 words·11 mins
Winter is coming, tech giants are laying off workers entering cost-reduction mode. Can cloud databases, the number one public cloud cash cow, still tell their story? The money you spend on cloud databases for one year is enough to buy several or even dozens of higher-performing servers. Are you paying an IQ tax by using cloud databases?

Cloud RDS: From Database Drop to Exit
·921 words·5 mins
I recently witnessed a live cloud database drop-and-run incident. This article discusses how to handle accidentally deleted data when using PostgreSQL in production environments.

Is DBA Still a Good Job?
·1543 words·8 mins
Ant Financial had a self-deprecating joke: besides regulation, only DBAs could bring down Alipay. Although DBA sounds like a profession with glorious history and dim prospects, who knows if it might become trendy again after a few terrifying major cloud database incidents?

Column: Cloud-Exit
·438 words·3 mins
A whole generation of developers has been told “cloud-first.” This column collects data, case studies, and commentary on the real economics—and traps—of public cloud rental models.

Did RedNote Exit the Cloud?
·2317 words·5 mins
When a company that was “born on the cloud” goes “self-host first,” does that count as cloud exit? A repost of a deleted piece on the infrastructure coming-of-age for China’s internet giants.

Alipay, Taobao, Xianyu Went Dark. Smells Like a Message Queue Meltdown.
·686 words·4 mins
Dec 4, 2025, Taobao, Alipay, and Xianyu all cratered. Users got charged while orders still showed “unpaid,” a carbon copy of the 2024 Double-11 fiasco.

Cloudflare’s Nov 18 Outage, Translated and Dissected
·1445 words·7 mins
A ClickHouse permission tweak doubled a feature file, tripped a Rust hard limit, and froze Cloudflare’s core traffic for six hours—their worst outage since 2019. Here’s the full translation plus commentary.

Alicloud “Borrowed” Supabase. This Is What Happens When Giants Strip-Mine Open-Source.
·1300 words·7 mins
Founders here get asked the same question over and over: what if Alibaba builds the same thing? Alicloud RDS just launched Supabase as a managed service. Exhibit A.

AWS’s Official DynamoDB Outage Postmortem
·947 words·5 mins
AWS finally published the Oct 20 us-east-1 postmortem. I translated the key parts and added commentary on how one DNS bug toppled half the internet.

How One AWS DNS Failure Cascaded Across Half the Internet
·2366 words·12 mins
us-east-1’s DNS control plane faceplanted for 15 hours and dragged 142 AWS services—and a good chunk of the public internet—down with it. Here’s the forensic tour.

KubeSphere: Trust Crisis Behind Open-Source Supply Cut
·1926 words·4 mins
Deleting images and running away - this isn’t about commercial closed-source issues, but supply cut problems that directly destroy years of accumulated community trust.

Alicloud’s rds_duckdb: Tribute or Rip-Off?
·739 words·4 mins
Does bolting DuckDB onto RDS suddenly make open-source Postgres ‘trash’? Business and open source should be symbiotic. If a vendor only extracts without giving back, the community will spit it out."

Escaping Cloud Computing Scam Mills: The Big Fool Paying for Pain
·1625 words·8 mins
A user consulted about distributed databases, but he wasn’t dealing with data bursting through server cabinet doors—rather, he’d fallen into another cloud computing pig-butchering scam.

OpenAI Global Outage Postmortem: K8S Circular Dependencies
·1937 words·10 mins
Even trillion-dollar unicorns can be a house of cards when operating outside their core expertise.

WordPress Community Civil War: On Community Boundary Demarcation
·1322 words·7 mins
When open source ideals meet commercial conflicts, what insights can this conflict between open source software communities and cloud vendors bring? On the importance of community boundary demarcation.

Cloud Database: Michelin Prices for Cafeteria Pre-made Meals
·4373 words·9 mins
The paradigm shift brought by RDS, whether cloud databases are overpriced cafeteria meals. Quality, security, efficiency, and cost analysis, cloud exit database self-building: how to implement in practice!

Alibaba-Cloud: High Availability Disaster Recovery Myth Shattered
·2389 words·12 mins
Seven days after Singapore Zone C failure, availability not even reaching 8, let alone multiple 9s. But compared to data loss, availability is just a minor issue

Amateur Hour Opera: Alibaba-Cloud PostgreSQL Disaster Chronicle
·3601 words·8 mins
A customer experienced an outrageous cascade of failures on cloud database last week: a high-availability PG RDS cluster went down completely - both primary and replica servers - after attempting a simple memory expansion, troubleshooting until dawn. Poor recommendations abounded during the incident, and the postmortem was equally perfunctory. I share this case study here for reference and review.

What Can We Learn from NetEase Cloud Music's Outage?
·784 words·4 mins
NetEase Cloud Music experienced a two-and-a-half-hour outage this afternoon. Based on circulating online clues, we can deduce that the real cause behind this incident was…

Blue Screen Friday: Amateur Hour on Both Sides
·1125 words·6 mins
Both client and vendor failed to control blast radius, leading to this epic global security incident that will greatly benefit local-first software philosophy.

How Ahrefs Saved US$400M by NOT Going to the Cloud
·2167 words·11 mins
After Alibaba-Cloud’s epic global outage on Double 11, setting industry records, how should we evaluate this incident and what lessons can we learn from it?

Database Deletion Supreme - Google Cloud Nuked a Major Fund's Entire Cloud Account
·534 words·2 mins
Due to an “unprecedented configuration error,” Google Cloud mistakenly deleted trillion-RMB fund giant UniSuper’s entire cloud account, cloud environment and all off-site backups, setting a new record in cloud computing history!

Cloud Dark Forest: Exploding Cloud Bills with Just S3 Bucket Names
·1274 words·6 mins
The dark forest law has emerged on public cloud: Anyone who knows your S3 object storage bucket name can explode your cloud bill.

Cloudflare Roundtable Interview and Q&A Record
·2770 words·14 mins
As a roundtable guest, I was invited to participate in Cloudflare’s Immerse conference in Shenzhen. During the dinner, I had in-depth discussions with Cloudflare’s APAC CMO, Greater China Technical Director, and front-line engineers about many questions of interest to netizens.

What Can We Learn from Tencent Cloud's Major Outage?
·2052 words·10 mins
Tencent Cloud’s epic global outage after Double 11 set industry records. How should we evaluate and view this failure, and what lessons can we learn from it?

Cloudflare - The Cyber Buddha That Destroys Public Cloud
·2089 words·10 mins
While I’ve always advocated for cloud exit, if it’s about adopting a cyber bodhisattva cloud like Cloudflare, I’m all in with both hands raised.

Can Luo Yonghao Save Toothpaste Cloud?
·811 words·4 mins
Luo Yonghao’s livestream first spent half an hour selling robot vacuums, then Luo himself belatedly appeared to read scripts selling “cloud computing” for forty minutes — before seamlessly transitioning to selling Colgate enzyme-free toothpaste — leaving viewers bewildered between toothpaste and cloud computing.

Analyzing Alibaba-Cloud Server Computing Cost
·637 words·3 mins
Alibaba-Cloud claimed major price cuts, but a detailed analysis of cloud server costs reveals that cloud computing and storage remain outrageously expensive.

Will DBAs Be Eliminated by Cloud?
·3604 words·17 mins
Two days ago, the ninth episode of Open-Source Talks had the theme “Will DBAs Be Eliminated by Cloud?” As the host, I restrained myself from jumping into the debate throughout, so I’m writing this article to discuss this question: Will DBAs be eliminated by cloud?

Cloud-Exit High Availability Secret: Rejecting Complexity Masturbation
Programmers are drawn to complexity like moths to flame. The more complex the system architecture diagram, the greater the intellectual masturbation high. Steadfast resistance to this behavior is a key reason for DHH’s success in cloud-free availability.

S3: Elite to Mediocre
·2507 words·6 mins
S3 is no longer “cheap” with the evolution of hardware, and other challengers such as cloudflare R2.

From Cost-Reduction Jokes to Real Cost Reduction and Efficiency
·1875 words·9 mins
Alibaba-Cloud and Didi had major outages one after another. This article discusses how to move from cost-reduction jokes to real cost reduction and efficiency — what costs should we really reduce, what efficiency should we improve?

Reclaim Hardware Bonus from the Cloud
·2842 words·14 mins
Hardware is interesting again, developments in CPUs and SSDs remain largely unnoticed by the majority of devs. A whole generation of developers is obscured by cloud hype and marketing noise.

What Can We Learn from Alibaba-Cloud's Global Outage?
·2789 words·14 mins
Alibaba-Cloud’s epic global outage after Double 11 set an industry record. How should we evaluate this incident, and what lessons can we learn from it?

Harvesting Alibaba-Cloud Wool, Building Your Digital Homestead
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Alibaba-Cloud’s Double 11 offered a great deal: 2C2G3M ECS servers for ¥99/year, low price for three years. This article shows how to use this decent ECS to build your own digital homestead.

Cloud Computing Mudslide: Deconstructing Public Cloud with Data
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Once upon a time, “going to cloud” was almost politically correct in tech circles, but few people use hard data to analyze the trade-offs involved. I’m willing to be this skeptic: let me use hard data and personal stories to explain the traps and value of public cloud rental models.

DHH: Cloud-Exit Saves Over Ten Million, More Than Expected!
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DHH migrated their seven cloud applications from AWS to their own hardware. 2024 is the first year of full savings realization. They’re delighted to find the savings exceed initial estimates.

FinOps: Endgame Cloud-Exit
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At the SACC 2023 FinOps session, I fiercely criticized cloud vendors. This is a transcript of my speech, introducing the ultimate FinOps concept — Cloud-Exit and its implementation path.

Why Isn't Cloud Computing More Profitable Than Sand Mining?
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Public cloud margins worse than sand mining—why are pig-butchering schemes losing money? Resource-selling models heading toward price wars, open source alternatives breaking monopoly dreams! Service competitiveness gradually neutralized—where is the cloud computing industry heading? How did domestic cloud vendors make a business with 30-40% pure profit less profitable than sand mining?

SLA: Placebo or Insurance?
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SLA is a marketing tool rather than insurance. In the worst-case scenario, it’s an unavoidable loss; at best, it provides emotional comfort.

EBS: Pig Slaughter Scam
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The real business model of cloud: “Cheap” EC2/S3 to attract customers, and fleece with “Expensive” EBS/RDS

Garbage QCloud CDN: From Getting Started to Giving Up?
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I originally believed that at least in IaaS fundamentals — storage, compute, and networking — public cloud vendors could still make significant contributions. However, my personal experience with Tencent Cloud CDN shook that belief: domestic cloud vendors’ products and services are truly unbearable.

Refuting "Why You Still Shouldn't Hire a DBA"
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Guo Degang has a comedy routine: “Say I tell a rocket scientist, your rocket is no good, the fuel is wrong. I think it should burn wood, better yet coal, and it has to be premium coal, not washed coal. If that scientist takes me seriously, he loses.”

Paradigm Shift: From Cloud to Local-First
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Cloud databases’ exorbitant markups—sometimes 10x or more—are undoubtedly a scam for users outside the applicable spectrum. But we can dig deeper: why are public clouds, especially cloud databases, like this? And based on their underlying logic, make predictions about the industry’s future.

Are Cloud Databases an IQ Tax?
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Winter is coming, tech giants are laying off workers entering cost-reduction mode. Can cloud databases, the number one public cloud cash cow, still tell their story? The money you spend on cloud databases for one year is enough to buy several or even dozens of higher-performing servers. Are you paying an IQ tax by using cloud databases?

Cloud RDS: From Database Drop to Exit
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I recently witnessed a live cloud database drop-and-run incident. This article discusses how to handle accidentally deleted data when using PostgreSQL in production environments.

Is DBA Still a Good Job?
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Ant Financial had a self-deprecating joke: besides regulation, only DBAs could bring down Alipay. Although DBA sounds like a profession with glorious history and dim prospects, who knows if it might become trendy again after a few terrifying major cloud database incidents?
