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Column: Cloud-Exit

Column: Cloud-Exit

·438 words·3 mins
A whole generation of developers has been told “cloud-first.” This column collects data, case studies, and commentary on the real economics—and traps—of public cloud rental models.
Amateur Hour Opera: Alibaba-Cloud PostgreSQL Disaster Chronicle

Amateur Hour Opera: Alibaba-Cloud PostgreSQL Disaster Chronicle

·3601 words·8 mins
A customer experienced an outrageous cascade of failures on cloud database last week: a high-availability PG RDS cluster went down completely - both primary and replica servers - after attempting a simple memory expansion, troubleshooting until dawn. Poor recommendations abounded during the incident, and the postmortem was equally perfunctory. I share this case study here for reference and review.
Cloudflare Roundtable Interview and Q&A Record

Cloudflare Roundtable Interview and Q&A Record

·2770 words·14 mins
As a roundtable guest, I was invited to participate in Cloudflare’s Immerse conference in Shenzhen. During the dinner, I had in-depth discussions with Cloudflare’s APAC CMO, Greater China Technical Director, and front-line engineers about many questions of interest to netizens.
Can Luo Yonghao Save Toothpaste Cloud?

Can Luo Yonghao Save Toothpaste Cloud?

·811 words·4 mins
Luo Yonghao’s livestream first spent half an hour selling robot vacuums, then Luo himself belatedly appeared to read scripts selling “cloud computing” for forty minutes — before seamlessly transitioning to selling Colgate enzyme-free toothpaste — leaving viewers bewildered between toothpaste and cloud computing.
Will DBAs Be Eliminated by Cloud?

Will DBAs Be Eliminated by Cloud?

·3604 words·17 mins
Two days ago, the ninth episode of Open-Source Talks had the theme “Will DBAs Be Eliminated by Cloud?” As the host, I restrained myself from jumping into the debate throughout, so I’m writing this article to discuss this question: Will DBAs be eliminated by cloud?
Cloud Computing Mudslide: Deconstructing Public Cloud with Data

Cloud Computing Mudslide: Deconstructing Public Cloud with Data

·1886 words·9 mins
Once upon a time, “going to cloud” was almost politically correct in tech circles, but few people use hard data to analyze the trade-offs involved. I’m willing to be this skeptic: let me use hard data and personal stories to explain the traps and value of public cloud rental models.
Why Isn't Cloud Computing More Profitable Than Sand Mining?

Why Isn't Cloud Computing More Profitable Than Sand Mining?

·2242 words·11 mins
Public cloud margins worse than sand mining—why are pig-butchering schemes losing money? Resource-selling models heading toward price wars, open source alternatives breaking monopoly dreams! Service competitiveness gradually neutralized—where is the cloud computing industry heading? How did domestic cloud vendors make a business with 30-40% pure profit less profitable than sand mining?
Garbage QCloud CDN: From Getting Started to Giving Up?

Garbage QCloud CDN: From Getting Started to Giving Up?

·816 words·4 mins
I originally believed that at least in IaaS fundamentals — storage, compute, and networking — public cloud vendors could still make significant contributions. However, my personal experience with Tencent Cloud CDN shook that belief: domestic cloud vendors’ products and services are truly unbearable.
Refuting "Why You Still Shouldn't Hire a DBA"

Refuting "Why You Still Shouldn't Hire a DBA"

·2345 words·12 mins
Guo Degang has a comedy routine: “Say I tell a rocket scientist, your rocket is no good, the fuel is wrong. I think it should burn wood, better yet coal, and it has to be premium coal, not washed coal. If that scientist takes me seriously, he loses.”
Paradigm Shift: From Cloud to Local-First

Paradigm Shift: From Cloud to Local-First

·2117 words·10 mins
Cloud databases’ exorbitant markups—sometimes 10x or more—are undoubtedly a scam for users outside the applicable spectrum. But we can dig deeper: why are public clouds, especially cloud databases, like this? And based on their underlying logic, make predictions about the industry’s future.
Are Cloud Databases an IQ Tax?

Are Cloud Databases an IQ Tax?

·5425 words·11 mins
Winter is coming, tech giants are laying off workers entering cost-reduction mode. Can cloud databases, the number one public cloud cash cow, still tell their story? The money you spend on cloud databases for one year is enough to buy several or even dozens of higher-performing servers. Are you paying an IQ tax by using cloud databases?
Is DBA Still a Good Job?

Is DBA Still a Good Job?

·1543 words·8 mins
Ant Financial had a self-deprecating joke: besides regulation, only DBAs could bring down Alipay. Although DBA sounds like a profession with glorious history and dim prospects, who knows if it might become trendy again after a few terrifying major cloud database incidents?